#thinking abt. the tik tok

[eddiesghxst]

rockstar!eddie who comes home from tour for a month and spends it fucking you, his wife, in every position you can think of on every single surface in your home because he wants you pregnant by the time he finishes tour in a few months and he’s not wasting a single second making that happen

[siriuslygay1981]

Sigh....moonkiller

Remus walking through the dark halls just a bit before the moon is supposed to be up. He usually takes a walk before heading down to the shrieking shack.

Bumping into a disgruntled Barty, whose bloody and bruised, a small lump in his step. Barty is quick to pull back, a snarl on his lips and his fist reared back and ready to collide with remus' face. Remus catches his fist and looks down at him. Of course, so close to the moon his eyes are this eerie yellow that look as if they're glowing in the dark.

Remus' grip isn't painful, just firm enough that Barty would struggle to get out of it. Remus can smell the fear off of Barty, though heavily covered by his anger and pain. Afraid that he's scaring Barty he steps around him, letting go of his hand and walks off.

Barty, who just got beat up because he's gay, (and is always starting shit) bumping into Remus right after. He's not sure if Remus is a part of the group that just jumped him or not so of course he's prepared to deck him. So when the lanky boy walks away of course Barty is a bit confused.

From then on its like they're destined to meet at inconvenient moments. Anytime barty's just got his ass handed to him, an embarrassing amount of times, he just has to bump into Remus soon after.

And Remus, anytime he's alone or when the moon is full and he's taking his stroll, he bumps into Barty.

The next time they bump into each other Remus asks if he's ok, and Barty tells him to keep his nose out of his business. Remus doesn't ask again but he does bring chocolate for Barty to have on those days he has a black eye, bruised ribs, a broken nose.

They never really thought of one another before that but they soon realized their snark and sarcasm were compatible. Often when their comments would get too mean it seemed as if they were close to being at each other's throats. But when Barty says "if you were my dog I'd shave your ass and make you walk backwards." Remus Cant help but choke on a laugh.

"I'm jealous of everyone who hasn't met you b." Remus would smirk back

And it was fine, them hanging out...until the tension would get too much. After every insult, inching closer together, faux anger at first that turned to real anger. The tension between them making them lash out at the other for different reasons.

Was Remus serious about him? Or was he fucking with Barty? Was Remus gay or just experimenting?

And Barty, was he making fun of Remus? Did he just want to be near him because he was dangerous? Did he even like Remus or was he just looking for someone to fuck?

So they would take it out on each other, which just made things worse, the tension getting higher. It got so bad that they were physically at each other's throats. Snipping comments in the halls, taunting tones and harsh words. The jealousy was bubbling, the tension ready to snap. All's it takes is a flirty comment from one Sirius black and Barty is shoving Remus into a broom closet.

Teeth clanking, biting lips, hair pulling, in fact everyone who walks near the cupboard runs away quickly. It sounds like a feral bear tearing up the room.

They knock over everything, bump into walls, crash to the floor. And their hands are everywhere, under shirts, tugging belts off. Barty has Remus under his hands and he's not going to let him get away so easily.

Remus just can't have that though, can't have Barty think he's in control now...

So they tumble around the room, rolling over and struggling for dominance, it isn't until remus' hand wraps around barty's throat, his knee putting pressure between barty's legs, that Barty goes slack for just a second. And as Remus licks a stripe up the side of his neck, Barty shudders.

Barty doesn't go down without a fight, his hands tugging at remus' hair, sliding down his chest and scratching his back, arching up and kissing him hungrily.

It's tongue and teeth, jealousy and anger mixed in with their need for one another.

Anyways they fuck nasty about it

[instantpansies]

hey. hey you. wanna see my betsy bobbin and polychrome designs? of course you do

color ref. i love doing polly's hair cloudy with little rainbows in it instead of being completely saturated! i'll probably finish coloring this later but im tired of working on it (photos app crashes every few times i try to color)

gross doodles i thought too much about and made worse. oh well

hcs and additions:

rrrrhhrgrg imagine.... artist betsy and muse polly..........

i mean, come on. they're great. we've got the perfect couple with dozens, but what about the pining? the star-crossed lovers? polychrome having to return to her father/the rainbow/the sky and betsy pining in the meantime?? betsy hanging out with dorothy so they can talk about their fairy girlfriends??? do you see my vision!!!!!!

and yes they're aged up. for my purposes most of my oz hcs are post-canon. i adopt the thompson tradition of optional aging most of the time, since it's convenient, but idk. do what you want. it's oz.

yeah. this is all based on about six passages from tik-tok of oz. what are you gonna do about it?

also i wrote a fic about them once and it's still one of my favorites

betsy's probably bisexual, polly's a rainbow fairy. take that as you will. also, i know, controversial pale polychrome design, but consider: inhumanly pale skin. basically, she's translucent. barely even made of flesh

[tacodemuerte]

ppl will be like "voting isn't a moral choice" but also be like "if you dont vote then you're letting ME get hurt. you dont wanna be responsible for that do YOU??" like i guess the morals only matter sometimeS....

[theloveinc]

I think I’ve just been in a bummy mood for the past couple days but like …

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

I see a lot of stuff like "I can't believe [group of people] are saying [blatantly incorrect thing] about [controversial, important and/or stupid subject]" and I'll roll my eyes and just scroll past because I haven't seen anybody saying that, y'all are just being dramatic. And it has just now occurred to me that maybe this is because I don't have Twitter and barely interact with Tik Tok- I am simply not online enough to have the full, stupid picture of all the goddamn discourse.

[shiitb4lls]

open starter.

"i could have sworn it was pronounced ticky-tocky."

[sweet-dining-car]

Flat-Top @ Momma: “I’m 24 years old! You need to start treating me like an adult!”

Flat-Top, running up the stairs on all 4s: “This house is a nightmare!” 

[realbeefman]

Your username seems really familiar. Did you by chance have a tiktok account and post the umbrella academy stuff on there? If you don’t mind me asking

OMG yes that was me hi hello!!! they banned my account and i ended up rage-deleted tik tok and moving here. i was on tuatwt for a bit but ive rlly never been a twitter enjoyer so i ended up leaving after they wrapped s4 filming. i still love LOVE tua, but tbh i think most of my opinions n character interests are not very welcome in the fandom rn so i’ve mostly been lurking and reading fic. i’m positively VIBRATING with excitement for s4 tho :D

[seraphserpant]

Ngl I’m glad the anti trans from trans discourse on tik tok is like “when the stinky kid names arson wants to sit next to you” and not like “IF YOU DON’T DRESS EXACTLY TO CONFORM TO GENDER STANDARDS AND/OR ARE NB YOU NEED TO BE DENIED ALL HEALTHCARE AND KYS NOW” (even tho there is some of that sentiment it). Not to say it’s not bad but it’s a great step up from 2010 tumblr/YouTube trans on trans discourse.

[transfemlogan]

I like seeing very obvious theories. Like yea, u got it! "Logan isnt the orange side! Logan's orange eyes happened bcuz thomas was upset!" "Do you guys think virgil is a dark side..." "omg guys! Roman feels insecure!"

[seravphs]

I started reading blue lock guys I promise I’m diversifying my portfolio

[kerosene-saint]

thinking abt the waterparks radio cut of st*rfucker that's it

[doodlenix]

Every now and then I flash back to this girl I was sorta-kinda friends w in my ballroom dance class back in 2016 proudly showing off a trump sticker on the inside of her jacket and completely throwing my former perception of her out the window. My anxiety ridden in the closet teen self stopped talking to her except for the bare minimum of politeness. I wonder if she even noticed, I didn't talk much to begin with back then.

I wonder what she thinks now.

[death-breeds-wisdom]

Fuck it kind of sucks not being able to hangout with your friends irl and the one friend that IS always down to hang out overstepped some boundaries and turned out be just. Kind of exhausting and immature. And now you don't know how to proceed.

[theloveinc]

I know for a fact Bakugo has done this at least once